TVL stands for Total Vibes Locked — a hyper-deflationary, ultra-ironic, rainbow-powered meme token built on vibes alone.
There’s no utility. No roadmap. No team (probably). Just pure, uncut, community-driven vibes.
Inspired by a time when DeFi dashboards ruled the world and protocols were spinning up faster than you could say “multisig,” TVL is a tribute to the beautiful chaos that was 2022 — when every line of code was composable, and every chart was a little sus.
Every buy pumps an imaginary dashboard. Every trade increases your chakra alignment. Every holder gets… nothing. Except immaculate taste.
TVL is what happens when you take “number go up” energy and channel it into Total Vibes Locked.